Hello everyone. How the shwalsh are ya?

Now first of all, you must be wondering... what is shwalsh? Well, what IS shwalsh. That's right, and so is IS. Everything is shwalsh, and nothing is shwalsh. In other words... shwalsh is the universal word for all words.

You see, out there in the universe exists things that we cannot describe for we need words to do so. Words that don't exist... thus, things will forever remain out of our reach, out of our vocabulary because there are no words to describe it outside of indescribable.

Not anymore. No, now we have SHWALSH! Shwalsh describes these unfound ideas in a manner so easy even a shwalsh can do it. But how does one use shwalsh as a word? Well, in ANY WAY! Are ya shwalshing that food? Is that shwalshing food eaten already? Are you shwalshin' running? Are you a shwalsh? Is shwalsh a shwalsh? YES, ANY AND EVERY WAY, YOU CAN USE SHWALSH!

Thus... USE IT. When words escape you, use shwalsh. When you're speechless, use shwalsh! When you don't know what to say, SAY SHWALSH! It's the solution to everything as well as the problem to everything, for it is all but all is it. BECAUSE IT MEANS IT!

And thus, shwalsh... is shwalsh. Have a shwalshin' day then!